Elliptical Fun.

Before you read any further, know this: This was meant for a good hearty laugh.

So once upon a time (okay two days ago??)

I told Anna I'd make her an elliptical dance playlist on Spotify.

I want to show her the ways of dancing on that crazy machine called the elliptical. Show her the ways of just embracing that you look like an idiot on there no matter what...so you might as well enjoy yourself.  I'm a pro at that.

She's trying to re-establish a relationship with the elliptical (Might I add the whole re-establish part was because she was of commission, NOT from laziness) As her friend, I just want to help make it as smooth of a transition as possible for her.

I mean sometimes you just gotta go with it on there. Even if you almost fall off and are laughing hysterically....alone.

Are we human or are we dancer?

I like to lean towards dancer.

 Anywho, this playlist/joining Spotify is taking me a long time. Because I am super busy focusing on New Years resolutions and doing big things like that.

Big things like macking on some knock off cheetos from Trader Joes.

This is really what has held me up with creating a Spotify account.

Blame it on these (Gluten Free! Trader Joes Baked Cheese Crunchies)

Here's the first three songs on this playlist.

Elliptical Song #1

Elliptical Song #2


Elliptical Song #3

I need help with the rest of the "elliptical dance but don't hurt yourself" playlist. What songs do you workout to?


And more importantly...


Are you human or are you dancer?


PS-If you didn't laugh...I'm sorry. Your humor sucks ;)